Powell's Blog Powell's Blog: Offering some help to TNA By Jason Powell Aug 21, 2009 - 10:23 AM Email This Article | Printer Friendly Page Send Us News & Results | Back to Main Listing Friday, August 21 – 10:23 A.M. (CT) TNA is obviously looking to the music industry for inspiration in their question to come up with a nickname for Bobby Lashley. First, they "borrowed" from KISS by naming him "God of Thunder." Now they're taking "The Boss" nickname used by some old dude from New Jersey (kidding!). As a wrestling fan who also appreciates music, I'm here to help. The following are 10 musically inspired nickname possibilities for Bobby Lashley. 10. Bobby "99 Red Balloons" Lashley. 9. Bobby "Karma Chameleon" Lashley. 8. Bobby "Gin and Juice" Lashley. 7. Bobby "Did I Shave My Legs For This" Lashley 6. Bobby "Mmmbop" Lashley. 5. Bobby "Rocket Queen" Lashley. 4. Bobby "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" Lashley. 3. Bobby "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" Lashley. 2. Bobby "Birthday Sex" Lashley. 1. Bobby "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" Lashley. You're welcome, TNA! HELP SUPPORT DOT NET! BECOME A MEMBER AT OUR CHARTER RATE OF JUST $5 A MONTH - GET THE FIRST LOOK AT EXCLUSIVE INSIDER DOT NET NEWS, TONS OF EXCLUSIVE AUDIO SHOWS, MESSAGE BOARD ACCESS, START YOUR OWN BLOG, AD-FREE MAIN LISTING: SIGN ME UP (or MORE INFO) GOT AN IPHONE OR IPOD TOUCH? THEN BE SURE TO DOWNLOAD OUR NEW FREE iPhone APP: (click here!) (or SEARCH "pro wrestling" in iTunes App Store) FOR MORE BREAKING WWE & TNA NEWS AND COMMENTARY, VISIT OUR AFFILIATE PWTORCH.COM (click here!) FOR MORE MMA & UFC NEWS AND COMMENTARY, VISIT OUR AFFILIATE MMATORCH.COM (click here!) CLICK TO RETURN TO DOT NET MAIN LISTING OR SELECT A LINK BELOW FROM THIS CATEGORY Powell's Blog Latest Twelve Articles Powell's Blog: UFC going head-to-head with WWE Raw in January should put a rumor to rest, consistency is the key for TNA going forward, an important edition of WWE Raw tonight Powell's Blog: One key area where TNA dropped the ball during Thursday's Impact Powell's Blog: Shane McMahon announces his resignation from WWE POWELL'S BLOG: WWE Raw advertising is weak, TNA house show advertising is even worse Powell's Blog: More thoughts on the C.M. Punk vs. Undertaker finish, big Smackdown angles ignored on Raw, Hell in a Cell pay-per-view, WWE advertising Raw competition Powell's Blog: Jeff Hardy still showing up in WWE advertising, big Dot Net Weekly audio show, Eric Young's push is doing more harm than good, WWE marijuana policy, NFL kickoff