Powell's Blog: Offering some help to TNA

Friday, August 21 – 10:23 A.M. (CT)

TNA is obviously looking to the music industry for inspiration in their question to come up with a nickname for Bobby Lashley. First, they "borrowed" from KISS by naming him "God of Thunder." Now they're taking "The Boss" nickname used by some old dude from New Jersey (kidding!). As a wrestling fan who also appreciates music, I'm here to help. The following are 10 musically inspired nickname possibilities for Bobby Lashley.

10. Bobby "99 Red Balloons" Lashley.

9. Bobby "Karma Chameleon" Lashley.

8. Bobby "Gin and Juice" Lashley.

7. Bobby "Did I Shave My Legs For This" Lashley

6. Bobby "Mmmbop" Lashley.

5. Bobby "Rocket Queen" Lashley.

4. Bobby "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" Lashley.

3. Bobby "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" Lashley.

2. Bobby "Birthday Sex" Lashley.

1. Bobby "When I Think About You I Touch Myself" Lashley.

You're welcome, TNA!