My debut blog will be a “stream of consciousness” feed. Basically, whatever pops in my head, I will put here. Jason Powell and Rich Twilling are doing the actual live coverage, and I invite you to check out both for Dot Net’s all around coverage. That said, enjoy playing in my head for a while.

Opening: I wonder if Fantasia read the words to America the Beautiful? (Spare me the hate mail. I taught at the high school she attended. If she didn’t learn to read, then she wasn’t trying.)

When I finally run for office, I’m hiring the WWE Production staff to make my commercials.

PYRO! PYRO! PYRO!

Oh, and Cole’s voice just killed my buzz.

My baby daddy jerking the curtain. sigh.

R-Truth and John Morrison vs. The Big Show and Miz for the Unified Tag Team Championships: Show looks like he is having too much fun.

Mexican announce table? Will it meet the same fate as all the previous Mexican announce tables?

Miz and Morrison set the stage. Shows you how high they are on those two.

That’s it? Uh oh. Is this another great show on paper?

They cut the match to show a video package? This needs a proper pre-show like the Super Bowl so they can get this garbage out of the way and let us have four hours of wrestling.

Orton on as the second act. Interesting.

Dear God that video mountain is amazing.

Can Cody look any more generic than he does tonight?

Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton in a triple threat match: Ted no sold the ass kicking from Orton.

A tag team Orton stomp. Cool.

Now we get the break up.

Dear God that was a stiff clothesline on Cody.

Ted got the hardway. Did Cody do that?

Why the weird camera shot on the punt?

Right guy won. These matches are really short.

LOOK! Tool Time with Josh Matthews.

Why is Vickie wrestling? I mean seriously…oh no…Jillian needs to die.

God bless Mae Young.

OH SHIT! MEAN GENE IN A DRESS! Is that worse than Vickie Guerrero’s ass? No, no it is not.

Melina looks good. I love Santino Marella. He needs to stay forever.

Money in the Bank: Is that black eye on Kane from HBK Monday night?

Tough spot with Kofi and Kane.

That wasn’t off the top of the ladder. That was the same height as the ropes. Boo AirBourne.

Nice work Matt.

Ow. Ziggler deserves a real push after this match.

It’s Wrestlemania, not Carnival.

Well, at least there won’t be any little McIntyres.

Poor Hardy. Christian should have worked faster.

Not a Twist of Fate Cole, Christian hit a reverse DDT moron.

Wow. Jack Swagger. He was way down my list. Good for him.

Hall of Fame recap: Wow, Euker got too much time again.

The Fink! Since he’s here, let him introduce HBK and Taker…please.

Triple H vs. Sheamus: My 10 year old just said, “Why is he so pale?”

Sheamus is showing his green…pun not intended.

Miz and Morrison got five minutes so this could go long? WTF?

So Hunter barely wins. I take that to mean he will STAY THE HELL AWAY from HBK vs. Undertaker. And Sheamus did look good in defeat.

Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk: CM Punk singing “Happy Birthday” still makes me want to crawl under the blankets.

Rey didn’t kick out. Nice job ref.

Ow. That could have hurt Punk.

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!

What a lost opportunity. CM Punk wins here and they go one to steal the show at Extreme Rules. The wrong guy won here for sure.

Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon: The video package was too much.

Boo! Bret should have come out in the pink and black.

How long is this match going to last with the family at ringside? Is this a Mickie James vs. Michelle McCool match?

I can’t believe how anti-climatic the announcement that the Harts screwed Vince made this match.

Nice Hart Attack from the top.

“Hey Bret, if you’ll sign this contract, I’ll put your dad in the Hall of Fame and let you beat the shit out of me at Mania. What do you think?”

The crowd has died…along with my interest in this match. Put the damn sharpshooter on already!

A chair? Really? We need a chair in this match?

It’s over, thank you God. At least we got to see Natty and her awesome rack.

Whatever the official time for that match was, it was at least twice as long as it needed to be.

That was the worst attendance announcement ever.

Edge vs. Chris Jericho for the World Heavyweight Championship: God’s honest truth, I don’t care who wins this match as long as the spear shit goes away forever.

The round traveling video screen thing is kind of cool.

Why does Tony Chimmel’s voice crack when he says “Superstar.”

The camera work sucks tonight. We missed the insaguri kick.

Spear into the CodeBreaker. That made me smile.

If only the Walls of Jericho actually hurt the ankle.

Great near fall with the title belt.

The right guy won, but I agree with Powell. If Edge had waited until tonight to return to the ring, this would have meant so much more.

Jericho’s back will be sore for weeks.

Yeah Cole, what a great win for Tatsu in an untelevised match.

Diva’s Match: Jesus, how could Eddie stand the screaming?

How many finishers can be missed in a row?

Well, it certainly cooled the crowd down. Holy crap was that……I don’t know.

John Cena vs. Batista for the WWE Championship: Will they ever get rid of that shitty belt? Batista should have pointed that out when he did his promo about Cena being “The guy.”

Oh come on, a fancy drill team? GTFO.

My wife just marked out…for the drill team, not Cena.

Dear Lord. Is Cena hurt after that DDT?

Listen to the pop for the Spinebuster. Ha-ha.

BATISTA KICKED OUT!!!!!1!!

He tapped? Screw John Cena.

Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker: I’m almost breathless watching the video.

How long is Taker’s entrance going to take tonight?

What, no druids?

I was terrified he was really going to fly.

Is the leg a work? He sure is favoring it a lot.

Kip up into chokeslam. Nicely done.

Tombstone on the outside. HBK wins this.

The Hells’s Gate into the near fall nearly killed me.

HOLY SHIT!

This should be required viewing for every young wrestler.

Oh my God. Moonsault.

He kicked out. Are you kidding me?

He kicked out. Are you KIDDING ME?

Unfuckingbelievable.

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