The following are some of my favorite Twitter posts made by people within the pro wrestling industry. Really hard-hitting stuff, right? If you find any tweets that should make the next list, send them to me via email.

Hurricane Helms: "Also just read an interview w/Paul Roma, what a tool that guy is! He was a Horseman and couldn't get over, how does that happen?? Jackass!"

Powell's POV: I'm guessing Roma is taking over as the new Tom Zenk in that he'll bury everything and everybody in an attempt to generate publicity for himself.

Samoa Joe: Damn my orthodontist (sp?) is hot. Suddenly I wish I used toothpaste AND mouthwash this morning

Daffney: "Bought new knee pads today!....get your minds out of the gutter."

Matt Hardy: "Just pulled into Mr. Anderson's...Anderson's hometown of Green Bay, WI.."

Mr. Kennedy/Ken Anderson: "Headed to church. Gotta pray to baby jesus..."

Ricky Bobby's POV: "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

Jeremy Borash: "Airtran just charged me $80 for my oversized bag. This is the first time a woman has charged me 80 bucks for being two inches too big."

Brooke Hogan: "I really love Clowns and Unicorns."

Powell's POV: Congratulations to Brooke for advancing a year and now having the mind of a seven year-old.

Taylor Wilde: "Orlando is soooo bloody hot!! I actually think it's possible for Canadians to melt here."

Jeff Hardy: "One down..3 to go..week2week my friends.."

Powell's POV: Rich Twilling thinks Jeff is counting down the days he has left on his contract, but it looks to me like he's just counting down the days he works every week. He's been doing this for a few weeks now. Either way, the guy definitely enjoys his down time. Don't we all?

Chris Jericho: "Sitting in Green Bay. Is there actually an emerald body of water within 200 miles of this city?"

Powell's POV: Drink as heavily as the locals and you'll see it, Chris.

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