Powell Editorials Tweet This: A list of notable quotes from various pro wrestling personalities on their Twitter pages, including Hurricane Helms, Daffney, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Samoa Joe, Chris Jericho, Brooke Hogan, Taylor Wilde By Jason Powell Jun 22, 2009 - 04:05 PM Email This Article | Printer Friendly Page Send Us News & Results | Back to Main Listing The following are some of my favorite Twitter posts made by people within the pro wrestling industry. Really hard-hitting stuff, right? If you find any tweets that should make the next list, send them to me via email. Hurricane Helms: "Also just read an interview w/Paul Roma, what a tool that guy is! He was a Horseman and couldn't get over, how does that happen?? Jackass!" Powell's POV: I'm guessing Roma is taking over as the new Tom Zenk in that he'll bury everything and everybody in an attempt to generate publicity for himself. Samoa Joe: Damn my orthodontist (sp?) is hot. Suddenly I wish I used toothpaste AND mouthwash this morning Daffney: "Bought new knee pads today!....get your minds out of the gutter." Matt Hardy: "Just pulled into Mr. Anderson's...Anderson's hometown of Green Bay, WI.." Mr. Kennedy/Ken Anderson: "Headed to church. Gotta pray to baby jesus..." Ricky Bobby's POV: "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers." Jeremy Borash: "Airtran just charged me $80 for my oversized bag. This is the first time a woman has charged me 80 bucks for being two inches too big." Brooke Hogan: "I really love Clowns and Unicorns." Powell's POV: Congratulations to Brooke for advancing a year and now having the mind of a seven year-old. Taylor Wilde: "Orlando is soooo bloody hot!! I actually think it's possible for Canadians to melt here." Jeff Hardy: "One down..3 to go..week2week my friends.." Powell's POV: Rich Twilling thinks Jeff is counting down the days he has left on his contract, but it looks to me like he's just counting down the days he works every week. He's been doing this for a few weeks now. Either way, the guy definitely enjoys his down time. Don't we all? Chris Jericho: "Sitting in Green Bay. Is there actually an emerald body of water within 200 miles of this city?" Powell's POV: Drink as heavily as the locals and you'll see it, Chris. Dot Net is now on Twitter. Sign up for regular updates at Prowrestlingnet (the dot is not included in the name). Get brief news with quick links to major stories by visiting Twitter.com/prowrestlingnet. HELP SUPPORT DOT NET! BECOME A MEMBER AT OUR CHARTER RATE OF JUST $5 A MONTH - GET THE FIRST LOOK AT EXCLUSIVE INSIDER DOT NET NEWS, TONS OF EXCLUSIVE AUDIO SHOWS, MESSAGE BOARD ACCESS, START YOUR OWN BLOG, AD-FREE MAIN LISTING: SIGN ME UP (or MORE INFO) GOT AN IPHONE OR IPOD TOUCH? THEN BE SURE TO DOWNLOAD OUR NEW FREE iPhone APP: (click here!) (or SEARCH "pro wrestling" in iTunes App Store) FOR MORE BREAKING WWE & TNA NEWS AND COMMENTARY, VISIT OUR AFFILIATE PWTORCH.COM (click here!) FOR MORE MMA & UFC NEWS AND COMMENTARY, VISIT OUR AFFILIATE MMATORCH.COM (click here!) CLICK TO RETURN TO DOT NET MAIN LISTING OR SELECT A LINK BELOW FROM THIS CATEGORY Powell Editorials Latest Twelve Articles Powell's TNA Impact Hitlist: Dixie Carter's speech to the talent crew, hype for Hulk Hogan, the build for A.J. Styles vs. Daniels vs. Samoa Joe, Team 3D vs. Matt Morgan and Hernandez, Tara vs. Hamada WWE Raw Hitlist: Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne host Raw, Chris Jericho vs. John Cena vs. Big Show, Sheamus destroys Jamie Noble, The Miz vs. Evan Bourne, vintage Michael Cole Powell's TNA Impact Hitlist: Hulk Hogan footage, Desmond Wolfe vs. Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe has a brain, Eric Young renames the toy belt, Matt Morgan vs. Rhino, World Elite get new warmup gear, Team 3D vs. Motor City Machine Guns WWE Raw Hitlist: John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels announced for Survivor Series, Kofi Kingston shines, John Cena makes Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes look like losers, Hornswoggle can't read WWE Bragging Rights Hitlist: John Cena vs. Randy Orton in an Iron Man match, Undertaker vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Batista vs. C.M. Punk four-way, Raw vs. Smackdown tag match, The Miz vs. John Morrison Powell's TNA Bound For Glory Hitlist: A.J. Styles vs. Sting for the TNA Title, Kurt Angle vs. Matt Morgan, Ultimate X match, Mick Foley vs. Abyss, Bobby Lashley vs. Samoa Joe, ODB vs. Tara vs. Awesome Kong