The following are some of my favorite Twitter posts made by people within the pro wrestling industry this week. Really hard-hitting stuff, right? The spelling has been tweaked in some posts to protect the grammatically challenged. If you find any tweets that should make the next list, send them to me via email.

Hurricane Helms to Mr. Kennedy: You let your dog lick your face? You do realize that dogs lick their own ass right? Or do u have the ONE dog that doesn't.

Mr. Kennedy: "Elevate younger talent."

Powell's POV: Amen!

Samoa Joe: "Wait, wait, let me get this straight... Survivor Samoa?!? My family has been surviving there for years where's our million dollars. F%$# U CBS... All I'm saying is the show best not let us know where they are filming because are ROBBING everybody! Get buck naked! Mark Burnette!"

Powell's POV: Very funny. I believe it was the late, great George Carlin (I can't remember for sure, though) who had a bit about what foreigners who live in the country where "Survivor" films must think about Americans being paid one million dollars to spend 30 days in their normal environment.

Matt Hardy: "Damn, I wanna to send a few shout outs to some of my peeps.. And I almost turned into Yuk, LOL! It is possible to overdo twitter. HAHA"

Mr. Kennedy: "Hey folks, if you want to get a good workout, make sure you do the following: 1. GRUNT loud enough for the whole gym to hear you! 2. Make sure that you slam the weights on the rack or floor in between each rep and set! 3. Walk as though your lats are three times larger than they actually are! (aka I.L.S. Imaginary Lat Syndrome)."

Hurricane Helms: "Just seen Hungover with Jeff, Beth and the CLB! Very funny! Highly recommended but not for kids!"

Powell's POV: I saw "The Hangover" last weekend. Hurricane is right on. Great movie, much funnier than the disappointing "Land of the Lost."

Jeremy Borash: "Just landed in Omaha and haven't seen a single giraffe or caribou. Wild Kingdom my ass... that Marlin Perkins is full of shit."

Eric Bischoff: "Obama's financial policy/strategy is a fraud."

Powell's POV: Politically conservative wrestling fans can still get their fix even though Joey Styles hasn't been tweeting. I don't object to Bischoff sharing his take on things because he's not representing WWE or another wrestling company.

Candice Michelle: "I just biked over the Golden Gate Bridge! An amazing experience."

Powell's POV: Wow, that would be awesome. For that matter, I'm sure the guys who were driving over the bridge at the time she was biking were also pleased.

Jeff Hardy: "Damn Shannon..you see that donkey?"

Lisa Marie (a/k/a Tara, Victoria): "Had a great boxing training session. Look out Gina Carano."

Powell's POV: It sounds like the Lisa is still training for MMA in addition to wrestling for TNA. I'm looking forward to seeing her first fight.

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