F1rst WRESTLEPALOOZA II
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Report by Dot Net reader Jason Biagi

1. Wildcat defeated Venom and Zero Kincaid in a triangle match. Wildcat won after a nice tornado DDT and moonsault on Kincaid.

Chuck Taylor came out and vowed to rid the card of all the "godless whores" who appeared.

2. Horace the Psychopath defeated Renny D. Horace was bleeding early after Renny hit him with a beer can, but Horace rallied with a Death Valley Driver for the win.

The band Arms Aloft played a set.

3. Arya Daivari defeated Colt Cabana. Cabana used Daivari's prayer rug like a matador getting an "Olee" chant. Cabana tried to hit the Go to Sleep but the ref got knocked down. Daivari hit a low blow and rolled up Cabana using the ropes for the upset.

Intermission

4. Aaron Corbin, John Johnson (The Misfits) and "6% Body Fat" Rob James defeated Ryan Cruz and Zero Gravity. Exciting 6 man tag that the crowd was electric for. Johnson power bombed the Zero Gravity members together then hit one of them with a wicked lariat for the win.

Chuck Taylor interrupted a burlesque show to start the 4 way main event.

5. El Chivas Blanco defeated Chuck Taylor, "The Anarchist" Arik Cannon and "Playboy" Pete Huge. Very entertaining 4 way that saw Queenie Von Curves ( the burlesque dancer that Taylor interrupted) slam Taylor off the top rope and Chivas Blanco hit a top rope headbutt to pin Taylor.

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