3/19 WWE in New York: Former WWE Diva makes a surprise appearance, Triple H vs. Sheamus, John Cena and Randy Orton vs. The Miz and C.M. Punk, Dolph Ziggler vs. John Morrison

WWE Live Event
New York, N.Y. at Madison Square Garden
Report by Dot Net reader Ray Colon

1. Randy Orton beat The Miz by DQ. They did the typical match routine, until CM punk interfered and attacked Orton. This led to a DQ. The mystery GM sent an email saying that because of the DQ, the fans got to choose between a match between Orton and The Miz for the belt, or Cena and Orton vs Punk and the Miz. The crowd of course picked the tag match.

2. Evan Bourne, Santino Marella, and Vladimir Kozlov (w/Tamina) defeated Zack Ryder, Primo, and Tyson Kidd. Great entertaining match, with Kidd getting much disrespect. It was hilarious. Kidd got back slammed by Tamina outside the ring at one point. Santino hit the Cobra on Ryder, and then Bourne hit the AirBourne to win the match.

3. Eve and Kelly Kelly beat The Bella Twins with new inductee to the Hall of Fame, Sunny, as the special guest referee. Great spots with Kelly Kelly, who worked amazingly. Eve and Kelly Kelly won the match, and at the end the Bella twins jumped KK and Eve. One of them pushed Sunny, who responded with a weird punch to one
twin, and catfought with the other.

Alex Riley came out and put over the Miz for taking out Kahli, and said he was going to get his job back on Monday. The mystery general manager emailed Justin Roberts and said why would he wait till Monday when he could try now. Khali came out.

4. The Great Khali beat Alex Riley. Khali destroyed Riley in about 15 seconds.

5. John Morrison beat Dolph Ziggler (w/Vickie Guerrero). Vickie came out first saying Excuse me, which got the crowd crazy. I thought it was bad on television, but god my ears were hurting. I didn't even hear what she said in the ring, but I know she was talking. Ziggler came out and I stuck my middle finger at him. Had to add that. But the match was okay, I found it boring. It was a headlock for ten minutes. Morrison won with his second attempt of Starship Pain.

Crap I don't remember the order after this.

There was a funny dance contest with R-Truth and four crowd members. An old guy who hopped around won.

6. Daniel Bryan (w/Gail Kim) beat Ted DiBiase (w/Maryse). Okay match, with good effort from both men. Gail and Maryse eventually got involved. Bryan won with the crossface.

As Bryan was leaving he was attacked by Sheamus, who went to the ring and badmouthed Triple H. Hunter came out and I got spit on. Awesome, thanks HHH.

7. Triple H defeated Sheamus in a street fight. The match was fun, with them going into the crowd, and there were kendo sticks, steel stairs, chairs, and Hunter's fist involved in the match. Triple H won with the pedigree.

8. John Cena and Randy Orton defeated The Miz and C.M. Punk. Cena came out to huge pop and high fived me and gave my little brother a bruise on his arm. Hilarious. The match was fun, with Cena getting his butt beat for the majority of it. Cena did his (I counted) five moves and eventually tagged in Orton. There was a spot with the ref getting knocked down, but Orton won with the RKO. Cena got both "Cena Sucks" and "Let's Go Cena" chants. I was a "Cena Sucks," but the match was fun. Then I shook hands with Orton. Mwuhahahahahah.