By Rich Twilling

WWE NXT on WWE.com
Taped earlier tonight from Bridgeport, Connecticut

[Q1] The amazing love story that is Goldust and Aksana was chronicled to open the show. We are all invited to this joyous occasion...

Twill's Two Cents: Oh shit, I forgot to bring a gift. By the way, isn't it every girl's dream to get married inside of a WWE ring?

The opening video aired. Michael Cole and Josh Mathews welcomed us to the show. The crowd was absolutely silent. Matt Striker introduced the rookies and they came out to the ring. He sent Aksana away to get ready for her wedding.

Competition time! The first competition tonight will be a kissing contest. Hornswoggle came out. I guess he is the male Mae Young in situations like these. Kaitlyn was first and got down on her knees...

Twill's Two Cents: Mind out of the gutter people.

Maxine disqualified herself by not kissing him. She forced him out of the ring. He cried. Cody Rhodes came out to take Horny's place. Looks wise, Cody and Hornswoggle are about even. Cody said he was there for his brother's wedding. Nice mention.

Cody was more impressed with himself than he was the women he was about to kiss. Kaitlyn kissed Cody twice. Maxine did not want to kiss Cody after he sprayed Binaca in her mouth. Naomi said she would not kiss Cody if he was the last man on Earth...

Twill's Two Cents: Perhaps Naomi prefers the ladies.

Before A.J. got her kiss, Cody filed her nails. Funny. He said he was rooting for her. She then mounted him. Her whorish behavior gave her the victory...

Twill's Two Cents: Gutsy performance by A.J.

[Q2] Cole was wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. Hilarious. Backstage, Primo caught up to A.J. and the two of them were going to have a private conversation. They opened a door to the Bella Twins and Dusty Rhodes. Dusty said they needed to find another room... [C]

1. Kelly Kelly defeated Alicia Fox in 2:01. Nice tilt-a-whirl by Alicia about a minute into the match. Kelly came back and hit the Rocker Dropper for the win...

Twill's Two Cents: That was more attention than the women's division usually gets.

Primo and A.J. walked in on Hornswoggle making out with Maxine. She said he was choking and she was trying to save him... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: Oh Hornswoggle, you sly son of a bitch you.

The second competition is the "Wedding Gift Scramble." There was a bunch of wrapped presents. The idea was to find the flag hidden in one of the packages. Kaitlyn knows her way around packages. What? Wait, yes, she found the flag and won the competition...

Stand Up for WWE. A bunch of second and third generation WWE wrestlers spoke highly of their upbringings and always wanting to work for WWE. Hopefully this crap will end along with the election tonight...

[Q3] The announcers hyped tonight's elimination and the wedding event of the century... [C]

The half-ass decorating crew set up for what Michael Cole called "the wedding of the night." I agree. This will be the best wedding of the night by far...

Primo and A.J. walked up and stood next to a huge crate. A.J. asked why it was shaking. Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn were making out. They freaked out. Vickie Guerrero rushed back there and attacked Kaitlyn. Kaitlyn threw the wedding cake in Vickie's face. Vickie screamed... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: Dang. It's too bad the cake people happened to be walking by at that very moment.

Wedding time! Cole said Johnny Ace was the wedding coordinator. Cody and Dusty Rhodes came out to the ring...

Twill's Two Cents: I love WWE weddings and how everyone comes out to their entrance music. I too have entrance music, so when I get married, I will come out to my music.

Goldust wore a tuxedo over his shirt. He also had the million dollar belt with him. Josh ruined it for everyone. "You know this isn't a real wedding, right?" Nice. Aksana came out in a short gold dress. Josh asked, "Have you ever seen a more beautiful bride?" Cole answered, "Yep!"

Twill's Two Cents: Awesome. Jumpin' Jeff Farmer would have loved that.

Goldust and Aksana said their own vows. Aksana started a "U-S-A" chant. Geez, the "minister" kept blowing his lines. He then said he objected to the wedding because "Everybody has a price." Ted DiBiase and Maryse came out to the stage.

Ted brought out "Agent Dickapopolis" from the INS to take Aksana away. Ted said the wedding would still take place if Goldust gave him back the million dollar belt. Dusty grabbed the mic and said he knew something like this would happen, so he brought his own minister...

Twill's Two Cents: Dusty knew this was going to happen? He's good.

[Q4] Dusty introduced "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, who really is an ordained minister. Ted Sr. came out to take over the ceremony. Ted Jr. asked his dad why he would do this. Ted Sr. said, "because the look on your face is priceless."

Ted carried out the proceedings and pronounced them man and wife. Aksana slapped Goldust in the face and headed to the back... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: Gold digging bitch. If she gets eliminated, I bet she ends up working at a call center and when I call for service, I will get her as my operator and will be unable to understand her throughout the entire call.

Elimination time. Naomi had immunity. Maxine was eliminated. She said she was not the typical woman. She has male parts. Just kidding. Well, I assume she doesn't. She was respectful in saying she would be back and wishing everyone luck...

Twill's Two Cents: Cole said we still have four more weeks of this. I hope that means of the entire show and not until the next elimination. Tonight was not as bad because of the wedding and the elimination, but they cannot capture lightning in a bottle like this every week. Damn, they blew appearances by Ted DiBiase (Sr.) and Dusty Rhodes on this show. Anyway, thank you for following along with me tonight.

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