By Rich Twilling

WWE NXT on the Syfy Network
Taped in Bloomington, Ill.

[Q1] Footage was shown of last week's riveting musical chairs competition. Always put your best foot forward. In case you missed it, they had a "talk the talk" challenge too. Naomi did not know what a toupee was. Aksana did not know what anything was...

The opening video aired and fireworks lit up the stage. Michael Cole, Josh Mathews, and C.M. punk welcomed us to the show. Matt Striker introduced the rookies and they came out to the stage. A.J. wore a shirt that said, "I love nerds."

Twill's Two Cents: No, readers, that does not mean you have a chance with A.J.

The first challenge tonight is a wheel barrow challenge. Each woman will do their best imitation of a wheel barrow. No, not really. They put Hornswoggle in the wheel barrow. The competition is to push the barrow with Horny in it around the ring. If he falls out, the rookie will be disqualified.

Maxine went first. Hornswoggle bit her in the ass. I can't make this stuff up. Naomi did not take the lead but Jamie did. "This show is a cure for insomnia," said Cole. I should watch it back tonight. Kaitlyn must have spent the week with C.M. Punk because she had the same outfit on.

Katilyn took the lead by about two seconds. Looks good for her. A.J. got a nice pop from the nerds in the crowd. She hugged Horny and he held on extra long. I don't hear Punk. Damn. Aksana could not beat the time and Kaitlyn won the competition. Horny put her on his shoulders... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: Where is Punk? Come on WWE. You cut the head off of something and the lifeless body flails about. Anyway, huge victory for Kaitlyn in the gutsiest performance of "Pushing a midget around in a wheelbarrow" I have ever seen.

[Q2] Twilling Note: Jason Powell is in the Members' Forum discussing the show with Dot Net Members. I suggest following along with me for the sheer entertainment value and superior writing skills, in addition to heading over there to get Jason at his smartass best as well. Lethal combination...

WWE Classics on Demand focused on a 1997 Madison Square Garden show featured Cactus Jack (Mick Foley) vs. Triple H and Steve Austin stunning Vince McMahon for the first time, resulting in his arrest...

Twill's Two Cents: Foley again? With the movie of his life story coming out, I'm sure WWE wants to be on his good side.

A.J.'s video package aired. She is the most likable of the bunch...

The next competition tonight is "Diss the Diva." I haven't heard the word "diss" since the eighth grade... [C]

Did you know? NXT and Raw are getting the same ratings these days. Not really, but close...

Footage was shown of Randy Orton punting Chris Jericho in the head last night, putting him out of wrestling, but not preventing him from going on his Fozzy World Tour. In all seriousness, it was a damn good injury angle since Orton took out a fellow main eventer and not just a lower card guy... [C]

[Q3] The show came back from commercial, which means it did better than "Legendary." Next week, the show "moves exclusively" to WWE.com. Truth be told, the show sucks and if you care to watch it, you have to go online...

Kaitlyn's video was shown. She is a bodybuilder. Luckily for her, she is still cute and doesn't look like a freakish man. By the way, her video, along with A.J.'s, were much longer than the rest...

Diss the Diva is next... [C]

Did Cole just say, "We are going to take you back to this past Monday night on Smackdown"? Sounded like it. Nonetheless, he meant Friday and footage aired of Kane challenging Undertaker to a match at Hell in a Cell. Actually, it wasn't just footage. They just aired the entire clip.

Twill's Two Cents: This segment is intended to reach the more than three viewers who watch NXT, but not Smackdown. Or, they know they have nothing and are trying their damnedest to get to the top of the hour.

[Q4] Undertaker's gong sounded and druids brought out a casket. Of course, Paul Bearer was in the casket. He put the urn in the air and Undertaker appeared in the ring behind Kane. They then had a mini wrestling match with Kane slipping to the floor before being chokeslammed.

Twill's Two Cents: Kane should give eulogies for people that had character flaws. Sure, once they die, everyone pretends they were great, but in reality, it would be refreshing to have someone like Kane tell it like it is. "Truth be told, only some of us are going to miss this guy and he wasn't all that great. Half of us debated whether or not to even show up today."

Kane vs. Undertaker at Hell in a Cell was hyped. Mathews told us to set our DVRs because "Diss the Diva" was next! The anticipation is killing me... [C]

Striker welcomed us back. It is "Diss the Diva" time. I wonder who will point out Kaitlyn not having another outfit...

Aksana wanted people to look at her. Okay, can I scratch my eyes out now? Spending all day at the gym does not make you hot. A.J. was up next. She said she was not as pretty as the rest. Divas can be nerds and like comic books. She is different. Redefine "Diva" people.

Kaitlyn imitated Naomi by sticking her ass way out. Haha, get it? I'm sure Marv Hermanstyne is commenting on this as we speak. Jamie is the best one there, according to her. Naomi said she had everyone beat when it comes to wrestling and entertainment.

She then said the only reason Kaitlyn won the competition last week was because she messed up, not because Kaitlyn was the best. Um, well, Naomi? You messing up means you were not as good as she was at the competition. Stick to things not involving speaking into a mic.

Maxine said something about nice girls being no fun. A.J. and Kaitlyn had some fun in the background. Newsflash: A.J. took this thing by far. That means she won the most competitions and will be immune.

[Overrun] A.J. officially won the competition and Vickie Guerrero came out. Luckily for us, she was wearing clothing tonight. She berated Kaitlyn for being a constant disappointment. Kaitlyn challenged Vickie to a match. Vickie accepted.

Vickie slapped Kaitlyn in the face. Kaitlyn took Vickie down and Striker broke it up. Replays were shown and the show went off the air for the final time on Syfy...

Twill's Two Cents: So, they will have the match next week. Call me crazy, but Vickie in the ring would have been a hook to get people to watch this thing, so I'm surprised they waited this long to do it.

Thank you to everyone who followed (suffered at times) along with me throughout three seasons of NXT. Try to keep your emotions in check and get past the loss of this show with strength and dignity. Oh, if you are in Canada, enjoy next week's broadcast.

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