WWE Superstars on WGN America
Taped in Cincinnati, OH and Detroit, MI

By Marv Hermanstyne

[Q1] The opening montage was aired, we got the pyro show, and the Monday Night Raw team welcomed us to Superstars. The main event is MVP vs. Luke Gallows. Footage of the Usos and Kozmarella feud was shown and how Tamina kissed the Cobra of Santino…

1. Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov defeated The Usos in 8:00. One Uso and Santino started the matchup and the Uso legswept Santino. Santino quickly tagged in Kozlov. Kozlov knocked the Uso around and the match became in favor with the Usos taunting Santino and double teaming Kozlov. The double team continued by the heels and Kozlov scooped slam an Uso for a nearfall.

Santino tagged in and Tamina smiled when Santino was on offense. The Usos dominated Santino until Santino countered into a inverted heel hook submission and one of the Usos crawled to the other to the commercial break…[C]

The show returned with the Uso dominating Santino for multiple nearfalls. Kozlov got in the match and he hit his offense to the Uso in the ring for a nearfall. Kozlov hit his finisher on one of the Usos to win the match…

Post match, Tamina got in the ring and asked to see how to do the Cobra. The segment got even lamer when Santino was demonstrating step by step how to do this silly shit. Tamina then hypnotized Santino and he made out with her hands and she was kind of flattered….

Mind of Marv: My God this was brutal to watch. This comedy crap does NOTHING for me. Santino used to be hilarious but he's just annoying.

[Q2] The NXT rebound was shown…

Mind of Marv: This was even more brutal to watch…if you become an member of this great site, you can see our wonderful thoughts on this bad show…

The Great Khali and Ranjin Singh are coming to the ring, next…[C]

2. The Great Khali squashed Primo (with AJ) in 2:30. Primo kicked Khali early in the match, but Khali dominated in the corner. Primo crawled out of the ring and tried to leave but he conned Khali from behind. Primo worked on Khali's leg and Khali finished him off with a chop and Punjabi Plunge…

Mind of Marv: Glorified squash match which has people changing channels as we speak…

Gallows vs. MVP is later tonight…[C]

[Q3] A Randy Orton feature video and the Undertaker/Kane history were shown. The Smackdown team ran down the Night of Champions card which is held in my hometown, Chicago.

Mind of Marv: If you attend the show, send me reports or dark match results at dotnetmarv@gmail.com or email them to Jason Powell at dotnetjason@gmail.com.

MVP vs. Luke Gallows is next…[C]


3. MVP defeated Luke Gallows in 11:30. Both men lock up and Gallows kicked and hit an shoulder block to MVP. MVP hit some blows and a drop toehold for a one count. MVP hit the Drive By Kick to Gallows into a commercial break…[C]

The match returned with Gallows kicking MVP off the rope and pushes him into the security barricade. Gallows hit elbows to MVP for a nearfall. Gallows hit a nice suplex to MVP for a one count. Gallows applied and armbar and taunted him. MVP broke out but he caught a big boot from Gallows and Gallows splashed on him for a nearfall. Gallows hit an uppercut to MVP and splashed on him in the corner for another nearfall.

Gallows locked up MVP's arms to choke him and MVP broke out. MVP tried to get back on offense, but Gallows powerslammed MVP. Gallows tried to impersonate MVP Ballin' elbow but MVP put his knees up and hit instant offense to Gallows. MVP botched the Playmaker to Gallows to win the match…

Post match, MVP helped Gallows up and Gallows tried to attack MVP. MVP hit the Play of the Day (which was botched too) and the Ballin' Elbow to close the show…

Mind of Marv: Ho hum main event for the most part because there was no energy in this matchup. Both of their styles clash and I was bored to death. Overall, this was an horrible show and I will provide more analysis in the Hitlist…


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