10/19 Twilling's WWE NXT Live Coverage: The Bella Twins vs. Kelly Kelly and Naomi, Maxine vs. Kaitlyn, two more competitions

By Rich Twilling

WWE NXT on WWE.com
Taped earlier tonight in Edmonton, Alberta

[Q1] The opening video aired and fireworks lit up the stage. Michael Cole and Josh Mathews welcomed us to the show. Matt Striker introduced the rookies and they came out to the ring. Kaitlyn has a new outfit and A.J. wore those sweet ass Chuck Taylor boots...

Striker said we were two weeks away from the next elimination. Vickie Guerrero came out to the ring with a bad mic. Vickie asked Kaitlyn why she was wearing what she was wearing. She said she was recommitted to being Kaitlyn's pro...

Twill's Two Cents: Son of a bitch Vickie is annoying. How can anyone think she adds to any show? She is annoying as hell.

Vickie grabbed a sweatshirt and wanted Kaitlyn to put it on. Maxine told Kaitlyn to put on the sweatshirt and said she was lucky to have Vickie as her pro. Alicia Fox took offense and came out to the ring. Maxine did not mean any disrespect.

Alicia said she would coach her rookie to beat Vickie's rookie. Vickie accepted on behalf of Kaitlyn. Alicia and Maxine jawed. Everyone jawed actually... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: Maxine had some presence on the mic, as did Alicia. I don't recall hearing Alicia cut a promo, so it was just fine. It's 7:08. Counting down the minutes.

I got a Smackdown commercial hyping Rey Mysterio's return vs. Alberto Del Rio. Of course, that took place a few weeks ago. Are they going to roll out any 'The Marine' commercials while they are at it? ...

1. Maxine (with Alicia Fox) defeated Kaitlyn (with Vickie Guerrero) in 3:52. Kaitlyn wore the sweatshirt. That helps the trashy factor. Both coaches had mics on. "This might be the single worse segment I've ever seen on this show," said Cole. Mathews agreed.

Cole took a phone call in the middle of the match. It was his mom. Mathews wasn't even turned toward the ring. "Is this match still going on!?!" asked Cole. Kaitlyn applied the worst small package ever. Maxine pinned Kaitlyn after Kaitlyn repositioned herself in a pinning position...

Twill's Two Cents: Holy crap that was bad. Jackie Gayda thought that was bad. The Boogeyman thought that was bad. Kaitlyn isn't even ready to start getting ready. She has a career as a valet in her future.

[Q2] The "Stand Up for WWE" video aired...

The "Who's That Body?" contest is next. I wonder if Matt "Beer Can" Striker will be in there... [C]

They all had air horns again. A body from the neck to the waist will be shown. Naomi was correct about Cody Rhodes and Kaitlyn scored with Kelly Kelly. They should just sit Aksana down for these contests. She guessed Michelle McCool when McCool was not even an option.

I love that Kaitlyn guessed the Great Khali for Vladimir Kozlov and Striker said, "It's not even the right color!" Naomi won by guessing Melina quickly....

Kelly Kelly and Naomi vs. The Bella Twins was hyped as the main event... [C]

Twill's Two Cents: I wish I had some way to describe that, but I just don't.

[Q3] Footage aired of Wade Barrett beating John Cena at Hell in a Cell and the weeks that followed with Cena helping out Barrett or getting fired. Last night, The Nexus left Randy Orton laid out while Cena looked on...

Goldust, Aksana, and the Million Dollar belt chilled backstage. Goldust said they would be married in two weeks. Goldust put a ring on her finger. She said, "Thank you so much Goldust." Imagine that wedding invitation...

The girls were back in the ring for competition number two. Limbo contest. "Did we lower the bar?" asked Striker. Cole said the contest represented the show. "How low can we go?"

Kaitlyn was eliminated for turning her shoulder, even though Aksana did it every time. A.J. was eliminated for the same reason and went to make out with her friend Kaitlyn. Naomi won even though she didn't have to close out Maxine. Mathews questioned it too...

Main event time is next! Okay, that was as much excitement as I could muster up... [C]

[Q4] 2. Nikki and Brie Bella and Kelly Kelly and Naomi in 4:37. The Bellas scored a couple of nearfalls on Kelly. Enziguiri by Naomi on Brie and Nikki attacked Naomi. Apparently she doesn't think wrestling moves should happen.

Brie and Naomi shook hands. Nikki came in with attitude. Jawbreaker by Naomi, but Nikki took out Kelly on the apron. Nikki pulled the switcharoo and pinned Naomi. She then mocked her as Bella wondered what the hell was going on...

Twill's Two Cents: Another episode in the books and at least they are one week closer to an elimination. I guess it could have been worse. I don't know. If it is really bad, at least it has that going for it. If you are going to suck, suck really well. Don't fall in the middle there. Thank you for following along with me.