WWE legend Sean "X-Pac" Waltman on "The Artie Lange Show" recap

Sean "X-Pac" Waltman, who is under a WWE Legends contract, appeared on "The Artie Lange Show" on Friday night. Waltman said Hulk Hogan called him Syxx-Pack, but his friend from urban areas changed it to Pac. Waltman noted that he has been in the wrestling business for 26 years and spoke of his love for it.

Waltman explained how he tore his anus during the Jerry Lynn retirement match. "This turnbuckle was exposed," he said. "I came in instead of 45 degrees, I came in more horizontally. And I ripped it. I tore my ass." He said he suffered a similar injury that required 13 stitches that wasn't nearly as bad.

"It's the worst thing I've ever gone through," Waltman said while noting that he has broken his neck twice and was paralyzed for 30 seconds. Waltman detailed those injuries and stated that he wrestled for two more weeks after breaking his neck for the second time. Meanwhile, Lange noted that Derek Jeter isn't playing because his ankle doesn't feel loose.

Waltman mentioned his past struggles with painkillers. "Unfortunately, I'm on a time release thing right now," he said. Lange marveled over Waltman quitting drugs, smoking, and tearing his anus all in the same month. Waltman then shared the story of his Mexico debacle when he hung himself.

After the break, Waltman said being at Lynn's after party was important to him because it was his retirement, but he eventually got lightheaded and his legs had a burning sensation, so he got a ride back to his hotel and eventually called for an ambulance. He said his hotel room looked like a murder scene when once he undressed because there was so much blood.

Waltman later said that he was healing nicely, but he also suffered sciatic nerve damage. He also plugged WrestleMania 29 and the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony at the end of the interview.

Powell's POV: Lange has lived a notoriously wild life and even he seemed blown away by Waltman's stories. "You're welcome back anytime," Lange said at the end of the interview. Waltman also spoke about the porn video of him and Chyna and spoke about a certain "monster" part of her female anatomy. He also spoke about the plastic surgery she had to reduce her jawline. He also spoke about skydiving with Shane McMahon and a less than safe WWE work experience during Shane's first match.