WWE News: Gunshot victim getting VIP treatment from WWE

Thomas Dotterer, the 77 year-old man who was more upset about C.M. Punk losing the WWE Championship to The Rock than he was about being shot in his own eye, will get VIP treatment the next time WWE is in Syracuse, New York. TMZ.com reports that Punk called Dotterer, and he was promised ringside seats and backstage passes.

Powell's POV: If you just had even a quick thought about staging your own shooting in hopes of getting backstage passes, then you (a) have probably emailed me an 80,000-world WWE booking manifesto at some point (b) are not and never have been romantically involved with anyone (c) should seek psychiatric help immediately.