The Ross Report: Kaval's WWE future, all Divas WWE show, Kane vs. Undertaker, and more

By Rich Twilling

WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross has submitted the latest Ross Report over at WWE.com. Amongst the topics, JR comments on the WWE future of Kaval. "Too much is made of Kaval’s size, or lack thereof, and those that harp about a wrestler’s lack of size and who seem to always hang their hat on the size of the dog in the fight usually haven’t had their butts kicked by a smaller guy."

Additionally, Ross spoke about the idea of an all Divas WWE show. "I’ve always wondered how a TV show devoted completely to WWE Divas would do. Nonetheless the 3rd season of NXT will feature all Divas, as I understand it. That should prove for some interesting TV over the next few weeks. It will be interesting to hear (Michael) Cole and (Josh) Mathews navigate us through these unchartered waters. Perhaps WWE honchos could retain the services of Paris Hilton to be the third member of the NXT announce team. I hear that she’s looking for work. She’d likely work for gum."

Finally, he commented on who will be favored in the upcoming Kane vs. Undertaker match. "I’d wager a year’s supply of JR’s 97% Fat Free Beef Jerky that it would be the younger of the two, Kane. The strain of this matter and the physical dissection of the Deadman have affected his status in his own yard. In his current physical and mental state, the Undertaker is vulnerable."

Twill's Two Cents: "She'd likely work for gum." Nice. Another fun and quick read from Ross, so I suggest checking it out. I love what he said about Kaval. The size thing is a crutch that too many people use and it gets annoying after a short while.