Some of WWE's top wrestlers had their nipples removed

The WWE wrestlers featured on a billboard on the side of the Lynx building in downtown Orlando are featured minus nipples, according to a story posted on OrlandoSentinel.com. "Apparently there's an ordinance that prohibits them from being displayed," Orlando mayor Buddy Dyer is quoted as saying. "It does seem a little overboard," he confessed.

Powell’s POV: I can't even tell you how many years of my life I have wasted in deep thought over why men have nipples. It's the first question I'm going to ask if I ever meet the man who holds all the secrets of the universe—Tom Cruise. Clearly, the lawmakers in Florida are as bothered by this as I am.

By the way, these are the hard-hitting stories I was hoping to cover when I left the wild world of fantasy football writing to return to pro wrestling. It feels good to know that I'm doing my part to spread the word about controversial issues like "Nipple-Gate," as the Sentinel story dubbed it. No need to thank me, folks.