John Cena is alive!!!

WWE.com reports that John Cena was only grazed by the car that JBL tried to run into him at the end of Monday's Raw. "Despite JBL's worst intentions, Cena escaped at the last minute and was only grazed, insuring that the Superstars will still face off at The Great American Bash," reads the website story. To read the rest, visit WWE.com.

Powell’s POV: We can all rest easy now that we know Cena miraculously escaped JBL's attempt to make him road kill. Speaking of great escapes, JBL must have one hell of a legal team since the WWE website story doesn't even mention the possibility that he could be charged with attempted murder. What a ridiculous storyline.