By Rich Twilling

Half Pint Brawlers on Spike TV
Aired on 6/23/10

[Q1] The HPB played around with a fire truck and sprayed Turtle with the hose. Turtle retreated into a porta-potty...

Twill's Two Cents: You know you are in trouble when the porta-potty is the better of two options.

The opening video aired. The crew headed to a farm of midget animals. No kidding. Puppet rode a llama and then they rode a miniature donkey. They took the donkey to a family friendly event and tried to secure a hotel room... [C]

They went to Holiday Inn and Turtle had to distract the front desk worker so they could sneak Francis the Donkey into Mad Mex's room. Francis drank out of the toilet and had trouble finding her footing...

They headed to the event. Puppet wanted Bobby to jump something on a bike, but Kato didn't want him to because Bobby hurt his leg pretty badly the last time he did this. They set him up to do it though... [C]

[Q2] Bobby had a bunch of pillows duct taped to himself and jumped a little and safe ramp. They suggested Bobby jump an alligator at the event. Back at the hotel, Francis completely Ortoned the hotel room...

The new ramp they built for Bobby was huge compared to the one they practiced on. Kato didn't want Bobby to do it. Remember, Kato and Bobby are brothers. Turtle participated in a pie eating contest...

Twill's Two Cents: At the end of Rocky V, right before Rocky went outside of the bar to fight Tommy Gunn, three of his more fat friends asked him if he needed help. Rocky responded, "No guys, this ain't no pie eating contest." Classic.

Bobby prepared for his big jump as Kato became more and more pissed... [C]

Puppet and Kato argued over Bobby doing the jump. Puppet thought Kato's concern was causing Bobby to be nervous. Bobby successfully completed the jump and avoided an attack from a midget gator...

They worked a tag match. Puppet bit Mad Mexx in the balls. Is that family oriented? The crowd ate it up though and the show went really well...

Afterward, the donkey was farting in the van. Highlights of next week's show showed Turtle apparently winning the contest of who could get laid first...

Twill's Two Cents: Insert your own (nice pun) "turtle coming out of his shell" joke here.

Thank you for following along with me. Catch you back here next week.

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